Domino's In South Korea Just Put Cheesecake Inside of Pizza
I don't have a lot of qualms about what I stuff into my mouth. Let me rephrase that. I can get excited to eat almost anything. Still not exactly what I was going for.
Look, I'm fat in my soul. I like food. When I go out to eat with my lovely in-laws they joke that I'm a human garbage disposal because of my propensity to get a box and put everyone's half eaten food inside of it, mixed together like some sort of leftover nacho amalgamation.
But this doesn't sound good to even me. (I'd still try it.)
Thanks to BrandEating.com, I've just found out that Domino's in South Korea is offering a pizza with cheesecake mousse inside of it. I don't understand how actual cheese and cheesecake mix together to begin with but when you throw on the toppings of BLACK TIGER SHRIMP AND HORSERADISH SAUCE, I run. I run so far away.
Congratulations. Not only have I grossed you out but I probably just got Flock of Seagulls stuck in your head.
What the fuck are black tiger shrimp?