Everything Dropping On Netflix TODAY July 1st, 2020!
Another month, another political shit show, another THING trying to murder or divide us all. ANOTHER ROUND OF NETFLIX! Fuck it, right? The revolution will not be televised. It will be streamed to our couches while we all gain weight and add to our drinking problems in the year of our dark lord, 2020.
Escape the world, grab some Taco Bell and let's put a little vodka in that Baja Blast. Here's everything newly released you can stream starting TODAY on Netflix. You'll have your usual barrage of movies they are pretending are new but were taken off te platform and re-added as recently as thirty five seconds ago. There are some newish looking and fun additions to July including BATMAN: MASK OF THE PHANTASM which is a pretty decent Batman animated film if you're into those like I am. A couple of mob flicks with DONNIE BRASCO, MEAN STREETS and underrated Ben Affleck film, THE TOWN.
Forget that the world is a goddamn boiling garbage juice smoothie with stupid comedies like AIRPLANE!, SPACEBALLS and I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK AND LARRY. Honestly, I've had a good time watching dumb Adam Sandler comedies over the past few months. Stupid comedy has been just what the movie doctor ordered lately. Whatever works, man!
Finally there's some nice action choices in THE KARATE KID trilogy, THE ART OF WAR and TOTAL RECALL. There's some other good films on the list that I don't feel like talking about. (THIS IS NO TIME FOR MILLION DOLLAR BABY!)
Most importantly though, the new version of UNSOLVED MYSTERIES releases today with six fresh episodes. I cannot wait to see how they bring the technology of today to get that sweet, sweet mystery UPDATE. While there will be no Robert Stack this time around (and no host at all) I think today's true crime obsession could really take this show and the crime solvin' to the next level. Next, we need to bring back Mcgruff the crime dog.
Anyway, time to shut the fuck up and dance! Here's the list!
Anne Frank: Parallel Stories
A Bridge Too Far
A Thousand Words
A Touch of Green: Season 1
A Walk to Remember
Abby Hatcher: Season 1
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm
Clash of the Titans (1981)
Cleo & Cuquin: Season 2
David Foster: Off the Record
Fiddler on the Roof
I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry
Kingdom: Season 1-3
Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events
Million Dollar Baby
Red Riding Hood (2011)
Sleepless in Seattle
Stand and Deliver
Starsky & Hutch
The Art of War
The Devil’s Advocate
The F—k-It List
The Karate Kid
The Karate Kid Part II
The Karate Kid Part III
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!
Total Recall (1990)
Chico Bon Bon: Monkey with a Tool Belt: Season 2 — Netflix Family
Deadwind: Season 2 — Netflix Original
Unsolved Mysteries - Netflix Original
NOTE: Ju-On Origins (Netflix Original) debuts on July 3rd, so be prepared for us to cover that in some form or fashion. Maybe on our youtube channel where it can scare the literal piss out of J!