Everything Just Added To Netflix TODAY 4/1
If you've already watched the documentary about the guy who has sex with Tigers (I haven't seen it, does he fuck a Tiger?) and are dying for new content in the age of Coronius....Netflix is releasing some old school(ish) movie content today which is my personal favorite content.
40 Days and 40 Nights
Underratedly funny and completely ridiculous comedy with a lot of SEXY SEXINESS that incidentally creates a time capsule of the whole dot com craze from the early 2000's. It also has a nomination for worlds weirdest sex scene, when Hartnett gives a woman an orgasm by slowly tickling her with a flower. It's so stupid and weird it's funny. If you are in our demographic, chances are you've seen this but if not I recommend it for sure. Comb yo hair.
One of the single greatest film achievements of all time. I can't say it better than the video above in which we get nearly two hours deep inside of it and yeah, I meant it like that.
Can't Hardly Wait
More 90's goodness for you! And if you're thinking this one came out in the mid 2000's, it didn't! 'Can't Hardly Wait' is actually from the year 1998. To which my Wife responded "Shut the fuck up!". To be fair she responds to a lot of things I say that way. This is one of the most fun, quoteable, loveable high school 90's movies and I am a sex machine. Sex. Ma. Chine.
Cheech & Chong's Up in Smoke
Community: Season 1-6
David Batra: Elefanten I Rummet
The Death of Stalin
The Girl With All the Gifts
God's Not Dead
How to Fix a Drug Scandal
The Iliza Shlesinger Sketch Show
Do I believe this movie is funnier than people give it credit for? Yes. Is this one of those movies Netflix just takes off and puts back on every few months to make it seem like they have more content than they actually do? Fuck yes. Forgiveness is more than saying sorry.
Killer Klowns From Outer Space
Sure, it's been on Amazon Prime for the last year but fuck it, let's pretend we're getting fresh content anyways. 'Killer Klowns' is wild and fucked up in all the right ways. Check out our deep dive into it above.
Kim's Convenience:Season 4
Lethal Weapon, Lethal Weapon 2, Lethal Weapon 3, Lethal Weapon 4
You bet your sweet titts I'm excited right now. 'Lethal Weapon' is this guys all time favorite film and I love the other three dearly as well. The franchise has it all. From a dark and suicidal Riggs in 'Lethal Weapon', to a man saving another man from imminent death while he's taking a shit in 'Lethal Weapon 2', to 'Super Troopers' level pranks on jaywalkers in 'Lethal Weapon 3'.
I've said it once, I've said it a million times......"God, I love being a turtle!" I mean, "I'm too old for this shit!" I do find myself saying that last one a lot lately.
The Matrix, The Matrix Reloaded, The Matrix Revolutions
One time I decided to watch all three Netflix movies in one day. For this franchise, that's more like watching five movies in one day. I called it 'Man Vs Movie' and did the same thing with the 'Planet of the Apes' Franchise. Taking the whole franchise in one sitting leaves you feeling like you have a better understanding of what took place here. It will also have you pretending your a hacker while ordering a pineapple pizza from Domino's website for the third time this week.
Look, you either already know how awesome this piece of awesome shit is or you wouldn't understand its essence watching it for the first time in 2020. Or would you?
Nailed It!:Season 4
The Perks of Being a Wallflower
Pokémon the Series: Sun & Moon: S3: Sun & Moon – Ultra Legends
Road to Perdition
The Social Network
Pro Tip: If you are working/studying/writing stupid Netflix articles, youtube Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross' 'Social Network' score. You'll feel dark and amazing as you complete the tasks of your day. Also, can you email this curly headed fuck on Facebook and ask why they keep deleting our We Watched A Movie page? Thanks, babycakes.
Sunderland 'Til I Die: Season 2
Sunrise in Heaven
Taxi Driver (Fuck you, Netflix. I passed out drunk watching this like two weeks ago. You just took it off!)
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