Here's Everything New To Netflix TODAY October 1st!
Alright Netflix! The time has come! It is October 1st and you've SERIOUSLY been lacking on your horror titles these past few months. Give it to us, goddammit! Well, Netflix just replied to our request with a settlement to "dick with them", apparently. We've got another lackluster horror offering today I'm sad to report.
There's a few decent titles of movies overall. I can't wait to shove asparagus in my teeth and hump stuff while I watch Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls for the 5000th time. Basic Instinct is as much as a horror movie for adults who have dated as any other (full first time watch commentary by the Wife and I here). Employee of the Month, depending on how you feel about Dane Cook is a fun, semi underrated slacker comedy. Cape Fear is a Deniro classic even if it comes and goes on these streaming platforms more than a deadbeat dad who knows you keep beer in the fridge.
Horror though? You bastards ignored horror in October. IN OCTOBER! WHERE THE PUMPKINS COME HOME TO ROOST! Too much.
Rob Zombie's House of a Thousand Corpses is on the docket but who the hell wants to start off October that hardcore? That's like planning to go have drinks with friends and chugging a fifth of whiskey in the shower first whilst eating fried chicken you found in a gas station trash bin. You just aren't going to recover correctly.
My favorite part of this list are the additions of Ghost Rider and Ghost of Girlfriends Past. Some guy at Netflix was like c'mon guys! We're spooky! It says ghost!
All Because of You — Netflix Film A.M.I. Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Along Came a Spider Bakugan: Armored Alliance: Season 2 Basic Instinct Black ’47 Cape Fear Carmen Sandiego: Season 3 — Netflix Family Code Lyoko: Seasons 1-4 The Dukes of Hazzard (2005) Employee of the Month Enemy at the Gates Evil: Season 1 Familiar Wife: Season 1 Fargo Food Wars!: Shokugeki no Soma: The Second Plate Free State of Jones Ghost Rider Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
Good Morning, Verônica: Season 1 — Netflix Original Gran Torino Her House of 1,000 Corpses Human Nature Hunt for the Wilder people I’m Leaving Now The Longest Yard (1974) Oktoberfest: Beer & Blood — Netflix Original The Parkers: Seasons 1-5 The Pirates! Band of Misfits Carlos Almaraz: Playing with Fire The Prince & Me Poseidon (2006) The Outpost Stranger Than Fiction Superman Returns Sword Art Online: Alicization Troy The Unicorn: Season 1 War Games We Have Always Lived in the Castle The Worst Witch: Season 4 — Netflix Original Yogi Bear You Cannot Hide: Season 1
Some other interesting titles to watch for the rest of the month include The Haunting of Bly Manor on October 9th, Hubie Halloween on October 7th, Batman: The Killing Joke on October 15th and Metallica: Through the Never on October 28th. Happy spooky streaming!
If Netflix has failed to get you into the season the right way, check out our new Halloween Horror Month intro for guaranteed Fall feels below and make sure to subscribe for all sorts of Halloween debauchery this month.