Here's Everything That Dropped On Netflix This Weekend!
February is upon us! You know, you would think Netflix would be stepping up their game considering everybody and their Mom is starting a streaming service these days. Not so much, Steven. There just aren't that many movies on the streaming service anymore. At least that's what it feels like.
Sure, original content is great and everything but I miss the days of feeling like there was an endless sea of random ass movies I'd forgotten about to stick my paddle in and push back and forth. What the fuck was that sentence.
I'm going to awkwardly walk away now.
Here's everything coming out this weekend on Netflix including some WWAM recommendations and thoughts. Enjoy. I'm going to go rub soap on my brain and pray three hail marys to the spirit of Doug Flutie.
A Bad Moms Christmas
A Little Princess
Back to the Future Part III - Netflix, why the hell would you do this? You only put up the bad one? You're worse than that guy who stole Michael Caine's "Precious Stones" in 'The Dark Knight'. I smite thee.
Blade Runner: The Final Cut - Is it great? Yes. If you have any interest in watching it do you probably already own it already? Yes.
The Dirty Dozen & Dirty Harry - I want to watch these films but I know there's more in the collection that aren't on AND I CAN'T STOP ONCE I START. IT STINGS, HARRY.
Driving Miss Daisy
Elizabeth: The Golden Age
Fools Rush In
The Other Guys
If you enjoy either of the 'Daddy's Home' films which, are corny but also sort of touching in that Bob Saget 'Full House' kind of way? Only mixed between sweet Bob Saget and the filthy mouthed super weird Bob Saget? Then you should absolutely check this one out. I don't know why 'The Other Guys' doesn't get at least a bit more credit than it does.
Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment
Police Academy 3: Back in Training
Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol
Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach
Police Academy 6: City Under Siege
Police Academy 7: Mission to Moscow
The amount of comfort I get from a complete collection from beginning to end is downright embarrassing. I might even be sexually aroused right now. This complete collection being available means that should you choose to, you can take a few days out of your life and become a complete expert in the franchise that is 'Police Academy' for free. Maybe you become a superfan. Meet other superfans. Get married. Start a podcast. Whatever. That's the motherfuckin internet Mahoney. I'm half serious.
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
I imagine there's a large group of people in our demographic who have never taken in this Kevin Costner classic. Do it. Or I'll cut your heart out with a bloody spoon! Alan Rickman playing yet another classic villain role, Christian Slater being a little shit and Kevin Costner looking impossibly handsome and saving the day. I was so into this movie as I kid I bought the toys for it and I'm pretty sure they only sold them at Walden bookstores. Which means I was a fucking NERD and that's okay. We'll definitely be covering this one day on Revenge of the Action movie in great detail, my lords.
Scary Movie 2
Sex and the City 2
Here's some stuff that wasn't on the list, I've noticed they've also dropped.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (Remake)
*Stuck up Crystal Lake counselor voice* I'm going to give it straight to you about remake Freddy. This movie is balls.
But there are reasons to watch it and enjoy it. For one, Jackie Earle Haley does a nice job filling in for Robert Englund. It's not his fault they over CGI burned his face making him look like someone cooked a cat inside of an apple pie crust that was then face fucked by Jason Biggs.
There are also some cool concepts in the film such as the introduction of micro naps and the start of the movie is entertaining as well.
I'm not fooling anyone, this is a bad film but sometimes I like to watch it so that counts for something right? Here's our full review:
Get Him to the Greek
I'm not sure why this film and 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall' aren't more beloved but in my house they are some of the best comedies of the past ten years or so. Yeah, I know comedy has sucked the past ten years or so. Nonetheless I find the songs and banter fuckin' hilarious. Give it a chance if you never have!
Michael Fassbender's amaze-balls acting brings some understanding into Steve Jobs wacky psyche and workaholic tendencies. How could I tell he's a workaholic? Well, the stain on the front his pants. FAR TOO BUSY FOR THE FOLLOW UP JIGGLE!
Here's everything dropping the rest of the month on Netflix! Enjoy!
Sordo (Netflix Film)
Team Kaylie: Part 3 (Netflix Family)
Faith, Hope & Love
She Did That
Tom Papa: You’re Doing Great! (Netflix Original Comedy)
Black Hollywood: “They’ve Gotta Have Us”
The Pharmacist (Netflix Documentary)
Uppity: The Willy T. Ribbs Story
Cagaster of an Insect Cage (Netflix Anime)
The Ballad of Lefty Brown
Dragons: Rescue Riders: Season 2 (Netflix Family)
Horse Girl (Netflix Film)
Locke & Key (Netflix Original Series)
My Holo Love (Netflix Original Series)
Who Killed Malcolm X?
The Coldest Game (Netflix Film)
Better Call Saul: Season 4
Captain Underpants Epic Choice-o-Rama (Netflix Family)
Polaroid - This horror film by the director of the recent 'Child's Play' remake had its trailer playing constantly in movie theaters a year or so ago, only to get pulled from the release slate mysteriously. I hear it sort of sucks but hey we'll see!
Good Time - If you enjoyed the Safdie Brothers 'Uncut Gems' and or want to see what a good actor upcoming Batman Robert Pattinson is, definitely check this one out. Also, here's a video review. Snoogans.
Camino a Romaq Ball (Netflix Documentary)
To All the Boys: P.S. I Still Love You (Netflix Film)
What? 'PS I Love You' was dope as hell. Fight me.
Dragon Quest Your Story (Netflix Anime)
Love Is Blind (Netflix Original Series)
Narcos: Mexico: Season 2 (Netflix Original Series)
Cable Girls: Final Season (Netflix Original Series)
Isi & Ossi (Netflix Film)
A Shaun the Sheep Movie: Farmageddon (Netflix Family)
Starship Troopers - This film is an entire universe in itself. It's a living, breathing, R rated comic book with horror, sci-fi, war, satire and sexual elements that must be experienced at all costs.
The Expanding Universe of Ashley Garcia (Netflix Family)
Chef Show: Volume 3 (Netflix Original Series)
Spectros (Netflix Original Series)
A Haunted House
Babies (Netflix Documentary)
Gentefied (Netflix Original Series)
Glitch Techs (Netflix Family)
Puerta 7 (Netflix Original Series)
System Crasher (Netflix Film)
Girl on the Third Floor
Every Time I Die (Does this have anything to do with the band?)
I Am Not Okay With This (Netflix Original Series)
Altered Carbon: Season 2 (Netflix Original Series)
The Angry Birds Movie 2
Followers (Netflix Original Series)
Pokémon: Mewtwo Strikes Back-Evolution (Netflix Family)
All the Bright Places (Netflix Film)
Babylon Berlin: Season 3 (Netflix Original Series)
Formula 1: Drive to Survive: Season 2 (Netflix Original Series)
Jeopardy!: Celebrate Alex Collection
Jeopardy!: Cindy Stowell Collection
Jeopardy!: Seth Wilson Collection
La trinchera infinita (Netflix Film)
Queen Sono (Netflix Original Series)
Restaurants on the Edge (Netflix Original Series)
Unstoppable (Netflix Original Series)
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