NIGHTMARE NUTRIENTS: Taiwan Pizza Hut's Halloween Pizza Goes Hard
In Nightmare Nutrients, we talk about the coolest, grossest and weirdest food concoctions we can find in the year of our dark lord 2020. This might be the weirdest one all year. Pizza Hut Taiwan hath unveiled their new Halloween pizza, the garlic bamboo charcoal chicken pizza. Meaning "this shit black".
It is actually, worth asking if your shit will indeed be black from consuming said pizza but that's for the medical community to decide and I don't watch Dr. Oz.
How did they make it? Well, according to BrandEating.com the stuffed crust is made black with the souls of a thousand innocents. No, I'm kidding. It's bamboo charcoal powder which honestly sounds even grosser. But wait! There's more!
The lumps of rock are actually black garlic fried chicken also smothered in said powder AND THEN THEY TOP IT OFF WITH MAYONAISSE!!!!! PESTO FUCKING MAYONAISSE!!!
Look, I'd love to quote Tommy Boy and say "I can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking my head up a bulls ass but I'd rather just take the butchers word for it" but if we're being honest here, I'm an idiot and a consumer and I would try the shit out of this. I still think it sounds gross. Long live weird food shit. Subscribe to the newsletter below for more NIGHTMARE NUTRIENTS! Here's Michael Myers making brownies.